Batman: Do it. Donate your boobs to science or to playboy. Both would get you top dollar.
Me: True. I think I'd make a great dude.
Batman: You don't have enough penis. One day perhaps you can be a real boy.
Me: REALLY BLUE FAIRY?!
Batman: No. You're fucked. You're a goddamn puppet you wanker. Deal with it.
Batman(taking place later after he read this): I'd make a terrible fairy godmother.
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