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With keyboards I can't use! Anywho, enjooooooy:

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So, there was a former co-worker that recently used their facebook to bash work and another co-worker. All well and good you'd think except that they happened to be friends on facebook with almost everyone else at work, minus me because I know gossiper when I see one. Anyway, lo and behold the person this individual was bashing also was a friend on facebook.

Side note: Stop friending co-workers left and right. No, work people are not a good source of a facebook friends boost so you don't look like no one likes you.

Back to the spiel: apparently ex-coworker didn't think that saying things on facebook were at all negatively admissible to an employer. I'd like to clarify something. In most businesses, if you bash work on your facebook and are dumb enough to be friends with people at work on facebook while doing it, you can be fired. The end. I hate to be the bearer of bad news but what you post on facebook is not your personal life. If you at any time post anything online it is no longer personal business. It is the business of everyone on your facebook or online that has access. If you don't want to catch bad juju over something you post on facebook than your best course of action is to post fucking nothing. The minute you push that stupid little post button you are indeed inviting everyone to comment and form an opinion about what you just posted. You're an idiot if you think otherwise. Would you like to know the definition of personal life? Sitting at home and bitching. Taking a shower. Having sex or getting the wax out of your ears, obviously it is suffocating your brain if you think for an instant that facebook is a personal life.