About Me

I'm an insane obnoxious pessimistic optimist, sometimes narcissistic realist, cynical sarcastic, emotionally stunted, neurotic insomniac closet nerd, who has a love for sushi, cuddly things, and random adventures whose most well thought out future plans involve the zombie apocolypse, becoming an assassin, or being a serial killer thanks to unrealistic expectations of life via the entertainment industry. That said:


Hello, my name is Amanda, but you can call me Manda since people found it easier to ignore the 'A'. If you want to get technical my name is Amanda Lynn. I'm now 25 and bogged down by extensive college loan debts because I dared to better my education in a sucky economy. I've been an art buff since I was little along with being slightly awkward and having a habit of laughing irritatingly at the exact wrong moment. I hate my neighbors. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I accidentally put my left shoe on my right foot in the morning. I'm pretty normal. Except for the crime fighting in a cape and spandex at night.


The Not So Much End.
(At least I don't have unrealistic expectations about finding my prince charming and then breaking out in song)




Other random ways to learn about me: You can read my blog posts like What I Want To Do Before I Die: All The Simple ThingsAlways, Sometimes, Never, or my Mental Quirks posts Mental Quirks: Paranoia.