When I Have A Home.

Since I was very little I have always wanted a dog, but not just any dog, a siberian husky. They are pack animals and very close to wolves. Plus they are smart and active. Isn't he cute?

That Which Has Been Seen, Cannot Be Unseen.

Tosh, I love your show. Seriously. But if you do it shirtless I will be forced to cover my screen and listen, meaning I will miss valuable videos and a good chunk of what makes some of the weird things you say make sense. I wish this could be unseen.

I Think I Am On An Illegal Substance...

I just looked up at my TV and there were rapping teddy bear hamsters in clothes advertising a car. Some were in a toaster...I think someone slipped me something...

In Case You Missed It.

I have been updating my blog. Look around you at the orange and TADA there it is, the new blog. There will be more changes here and there, but the basic change is done. Now since I was working on and off I had to put up some special images that make no sense in certain areas of my blog to keep track of what will go where when I finished making stuff. This was one of those images, just in case you missed it:

Things I Wished I Saw On My Little Black Box.

I think this is a very effective commercial that should never be banned in any country. Especially not one I live in.

I Shall Mourn Your Death.

Today, while driving, I came upon a snake in the road. By the time I noticed it making it's way to the other side, there was oncoming traffic and no time to stop or avoid it. I am sorry snake. I didn't mean to end your life. I will run over a human to balance things out.

Pet Peeve #4

Some things you should do with a shopping cart:

Put it on the front of your bike. Hey dude, you have a nice space to put your shit or even your friends. Occasional dead body included.

Turn it into a bike...a rather uncomfortable looking bike, but still a damn bike.

(asian not included)

Be a hobo, live out of it.

Turn it into a vehicle and pimp it out with lights.

Turn it into a chair.

Use it for upper body exercise by lifting yourself trying to impress those MILFs.

What NOT to do with a shopping cart:

Leave it in the fucking parking lot to take up parking spaces or hit and scrape cars because you are too damn lazy and inconsiderate to walk the few feet it takes to put it away in those convenient shopping cart collector areas, that no, are not there for looks. Little old ladies are not included, I'll put the damn cart away for you. Everyone else, I will ram it into your car or blatantly get out of my car and start saying ass hole comments loudly while making a show of putting it away for you. No seriously, I will, there is a reason my mom doesn't go grocery shopping with me.

Thank You Tosh.0.

Thanks Tosh.0, now that I have managed to loose my willpower and visit your blog I may never get any work done again.

Also, if I were a cat, this would be me. Fuck you, I'm lazy.