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Whatever Number of Things Manda Hates About Men.

I was browsing for new hair styles when, somehow I happened upon a little article titled: "4 Things Women Hate About Men". Of course I had to click this thing. Upon reading this article, I found that these dislikes do not apply to me, or the women that I know. In fact, these things are pretty much on the bottom of the list if at all. It makes me once again wonder if people who write articles know that the majority of their content is really based off their own qualms, but in an attempt to make themselves feel all, not-alone-and-not-at-all-unreasonable, they generalize their own feelings.

This is the small little, I-can't-believe-this-showed-up-while-looking-for-hair, article:

4 Things Women Hate About Men

So, without further ado! (whatever number of) Things Manda Hates About Men:

1. Arrogance, if you are too busy worshipping yourself, how the hell are you able to know who I am as a person and what makes me happy. It's a partnership, not another stage for you to spotlight on.

2. The whole, I will be someone else in-front of the guys bit. This tells me you are not comfortable with yourself. I don't want to play backseat to your acting abilities. You treat me one way, you better not start treating me another in front of your buddies. Like, suddenly, making crude gestures and sexual innuendoes about me and my body with your buddies while I am right there. Alone, sure. Lord knows I go talk about you with my gals.

3. The insecurity. If I am hanging out with a guy friend, I am not 'fucking' him. Thanks but, I wouldn't be dating you if I wanted someone else. Plus, if you knew me, you'd know I don't much like sex anyway.

4. We are not leaches. We don't have to be stuck together 24/7. Seriously, you go do guy things, I am sure I can find something to do. You don't have to get all paranoid that I'm mad at you or something.

5. I am so not 'her'. Just because some girls are like that, doesn't mean I am. You know how you are not like everything on this list? Well I'm not like all the shit on your list. I may hit a few of them, but not all of them. For instance, if I have doubts about the relationship, you'll know, I'm not going to sneak around trying to figure out if I want to be with you or not. I'll talk to you about it. I don't care if you call that girl on TV hot... Jason Behr is my drool worthy screensaver and that wont change just because we're dating. I don't care if you want to do guy things with the guys and not hang out with me sometimes. Chances are, I will also get sick of you and need girl time. I don't like to be showered with extravagant gifts and tickets to the opera all the time, I prefer the little things.

6. This one has been a LONG time coming. If you are a guy friend to a girl and you start a deeper relationship, that isn't the cue to jump into the intimate relationship bandwagon just because you already know each other. It's great that you already feel comfortable and all that. But people are different in friendships than they are in relationships, and maybe we want those first dates where you truly decide if you want to go down that rabbit hole. And the whole I've-known-you-since-how-long-lets-get-jiggy-with-it is not romantic, it can make some girls feel cheap. it's called dating, go on a fucking date. Unless you've established you're only fuck-buddies.

7. We're different people, get over it. Just because you are miserable or don't like something doesn't mean I have to be miserable with you or not partake in something I like. At some point you are going to have to realize that some things are not my problem. And if you really care, you wouldn't try to stop me or make me feel bad for doing something contrary to what's within your spectrum of comfortable or acceptable.

8. Stop saying we're the emotional ones. I've met more women with level heads than I have men. You are just as bad. Pretending you're not at all an emotional pain in the ass because you have a penis in no way gives you the green light to act like you have a stereotypical female vagina.

9. And this one is for the guys I wont be dating! That skinny little pretty cute girl you are chasing after that is playing with you left and right and doesn't give an actual shit about your feelings... I hate that about you. I hate that you chose those girls to fight for, then turn around and say all girls are like that while still asking me to play wing man.