Have an ex-boyfriend that deserves some bad luck? Well, this will not give that to him...but it will make you feel better. As for me, I have an ex that could use a strong stabbing, but I don't want to go to jail, so I want one of these. That way, I can stab at him relentlessly. I shouldn't harm him for real anyway since he drunkenly impregnated a girl and now has to raise a kid. I wonder if that happened before or after he had his sister call me to tell me he wanted a 'break'...Product comes in black or white and can be found here: The Ex-Pen Holder
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