My Promised Segway

Some things I have said to Sullie Suckface:

"Okay, well, I'll call you back about payment after I get a street corner and have caught dozens of STDs."

"I work in a gas station, if you are expecting that much a month you might want to fall out of bed, wake up, and come up with a sum in reality."

"Well, I guess I never should have tried to further my education. How much does your job pay to ruin dreams? I could get into that."