Thursday, June 10, 2010

Mental Quirks: Paranoia

I get paranoid.

Sometimes I think there is someone watching me outside the window. So every time I walk by a window, I stop and stare very intensely out it. That way if there is someone watching me they will think I know they're there, and get freaked out.

I do a bit of a zig zag motion on open back stair cases, that way if there is a killer under the stairs trying to grab my foot or cut my achilles tended, they'll miss.

My beds are against walls, that way I can sleep as close to the wall as possible. This is to insure that if there is someone under the bed they can't grab or cut me unless they come out because none of my limbs will be close enough to get at. And I wont look under the bed because the monster under it might get me first.