Me: FINAL FANTASY!! (done in a creepy demonic voice)
Batman: I'm sorry we made you go into the sunlight today...
-On our future water gun fight we are planning
Roomie C: I feel like we'd all be having fun and going 'pew pew, haha, I got you!' and you'd fly out from the bushes, do a flip and kill us all.
Me: I would be so awesome! I'd be like one of those cool characters. You'd all want to do me!
Roomie C: That would be a problem...because we're DEAD!
Me: You're right, and I'm not into necrophilia.
Roomie C: Really, you're not a necrophiliac...you, out of all the things that's where you draw the line? Really? You have no problem date raping me, but necrophilia your like 'noooo'?
Batman: What are you buying?
Me: The Swan Princess!
Batman: (Gives me a 'Seriously' look)
Me: Shut up! Deep down I am a princess and a little girl.
Batman: How deep down are we talking?
Me: I should start asking you for relationship advice. CHANGE MY LIFE WITH YOUR WISDOM!
Batman: Don't do drugs, unless, you do them together.
Roomie C: Our shower is trying to evolve into a bath now.
Me: What?!
Roomie C: The drains clogged...we have a bathtub now.
Me: Take out the drain cover? Clean it?
Roomie C: ewwwwwwwww
Me: I have a feeling I will be doing it...
Roomie C: Probably
Me: You make me feel like a man.
Roomie C: Ur not?! Damn it...
Me: I am sorry, I don't have a penis for you.
Roomie C: That's it, this relationships over.
Me: Nooo! I CAN GROW ONE!!!
Roomie C: Too late...this relationship has been founded on nothing but lies!
Me: I feel like our lives should be a manga.
Batman: It'd be cooler if it was a hentai.
Me: Agreed. Not a lewd one though, no one is sticking a candlestick up any of my orifices.
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